Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew, isn’t exactly thrilled about his new digs on the Sandringham Estate. The 65-year-old ex-Duke of York reportedly had a less-than-royal reaction upon seeing Marsh Farm, which he described as “beneath him” and “in the middle of nowhere”. With only five bedrooms, Andrew allegedly finds the place a bit too snug.

Rumour has it Andrew’s wishlist for the place is more mansion than farmhouse: think golf course, stables, and upgraded everything. Not quite what you’d expect from someone who’s stepping back into the quieter life. His desire for lavish renovations is raising eyebrows, especially considering his reduced status within the royal family.

This shift isn’t just affecting Andrew. His daughters, Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie, are caught in the fallout of their father’s predicament. They’re still princesses, but seeing their dad navigate such public scrutiny must be tough.

King Charles’s move to streamline the monarchy seems to be clashing with Andrew’s expectations, potentially stirring up more controversy. As the family tries to adapt, Andrew’s reaction to his new home is adding another layer to the royal saga.
Would you settle for a “poky” five-bedroom in the picturesque countryside, or are Andrew’s royal sensibilities just a tad too lavish? Share your thoughts!