Ever wondered what it was like to meet Prince Andrew? Former diplomat Simon Wilson has lifted the lid on his encounters with Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and let’s just say, it wasn’t all tea and cookies. Serving as a trade envoy from 2001 to 2011, Andrew was expected to create strong ties with Gulf royals, but Simon noticed something… off.
Simon met the former prince five times, and each time this “uncomfortable” trait was glaringly obvious. Andrew was “cocky,” Simon recalls, and his staff seemed perpetually on edge—like they were “walking on eggshells.” Unlike other royal visits, which went smoothly, Andrew’s team seemed less “proud” and more petrified.
Andrew’s royal demands weren’t typical either. No commercial flights for him; private jets only. Ambassadorial residences? No thanks! He preferred no-expense-spared luxury hotels. And let’s not forget his specific beverage needs—only still water, at room temperature, please.
Despite being unpaid, Andrew’s role brought with it a large entourage requiring compensation, adding an extra layer of complication. Yet, despite all these quirks, he held the position for a decade. Simon’s final thoughts? He says diplomats had a less-than-flattering nickname for Andrew: “His Buffoon Highness.”
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